Smuckers pussy

When you fucking a girl and her pussy so sloshy that it feels like you going to pound town on an uncrustable like your fucking a jar of Smucker's jelly.

bro: damn bro I was fuckin Janice last night.

other bro: Oh yeah bro??

bro: yeah bro she had that Smuckers pussy

by Robaboooey December 6, 2021

pussy perch

A way that someone sits that makes them look shaggable as they perched on their pussy.

omg! shes proper pussy perched right now, she looks so shaggable.

by Olympiuh March 19, 2022

pussy gypsy

A deadbeat dude who leeches off women for a place to live, but is basically a worthless bum.

Nate is such a pussy gypsy when the last girl kicked him out he didn't even have a car, like a broke dick hermit crab.

by Beaux Courrier February 4, 2022

Silly Pussy

A pussy (in the form of a fleshlight) you can make any shape with.

Me: I love this new toy.
You: It’s silly pussy.
Me: Wow.

by gregben February 5, 2022

Draco pussy

An angelic pussy that shines like a star almost a blinding kill to someone who ever look at it.

Draco pussy s

by quartz89_alt February 8, 2022

Pussy pickle

A cucumber after it’s been inside a pussy

Have you ever eaten a pussy pickle?

by The bearded feller February 12, 2022

Pussy Cricket

A disgusting creature that lies dormant in the cavities of sexually inactive vaginas. Known in some countries as the ravenous whistleblower, a pussycricket can usually be heard in the dead of night and early hours of morn. These beasts have been known to be tameable, but no evidence for any recommended methods exist. For more information, please contact your local library. Books include "My Punani Sounds Funny" and "Listen, Girl, That Thang Whistlin".

Damn shawty, dat ting whistlin'! You must have pussy crickets

by The Cricket Master February 13, 2022