Magical apple

A magical apple is when you smack an apple off off a strangers head then pretend it wasn't you.

You've just been magical appled.

by Apple cranturn June 13, 2017

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custard apple

is a kind of fruit that shaped like an apple with eyes on its peel and custard meat surround its seed taste like shit but also very sweet and juicy

-what kind of key likes banana?
-a monKEY
-what kind of person likes custard apple?
-a retarded

by Blow me i'm funny September 9, 2017

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An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.

"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit

by Skylarker September 15, 2017

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Taco Apple

when some decides one day that they want to stuff a taco in an apple and ask the most amazing question ever WILL IT TACO

1 hey have you ever had sokmething amazing happen to you
2 not really...
1 TRy this its a taco apple it a apple in taco
2 OMG this is the most amazing thing ever bro

by Micheal the beast 69 September 22, 2017

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Caramel apple

When you stick an apple halfway in a

Latina girls ass, then you take a bite out of the apple then lick the juices from her pussy

Im buying these apples because Maria and I are gonna try a caramel apple tonight.

by Macho7077 October 18, 2017

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De-appleated

Dē-aphul-āted

Adj. 1. The first slice of home made baked apple pie that is served on a plate resulting in a mess of pie filling, crust and apple chunks out of their respective wedge. Usually due in part to the temperature giving it it's soft interior. By the next slice in succession, a little more intact the wedge would be.

Oh well! The first slice is de-appleated, the next slice will be perfect.

by RobbieStJean November 2, 2017

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