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Tamagotchi love

A relationship developed through the use - solely - of text messages. The two actors flirting, reassuring and encouraging each other through regular texting.
Three men stand in a bar. One man - a short man - is seen texting every 30 seconds, ignoring his beer.

Tall man: What's he doing?
Round man: It's tamagotchi love again.
Tall man: Uh?
Round man: If he doesn't keep texting one of them will die - or they'll have to meet.
by TallMan 1970- March 1, 2009
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love square

When four people are involved romantically in some fashion, either each with each other consensually, or in some kind of complicated mess (ex. girl 1 likes guy 1, guy 1 likes guy 2, guy 2 likes girl 2, girl 2 likes girl 1).
by Korsent May 29, 2011
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puppy love

A serious and deadly psychological disorder. When an unfortunate person is inflicted with "puppy love", their brain will quickly deteriorate. With what brain cells they have left, they focus on a particular person, whether it be a boyfriend/girlfriend or just a crush, and forget about anyone else. It is a leading cause of broken friendships and heartbreak.

"Puppy love" can be easily spotted. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to:

-Total and complete obsession with the object of this "puppy love"
-Sudden disinterest in friends, family, and hobbies
-When the inflicted uses words such as "it's love!" and "going to get married" and "live happily ever after"
-Relationships that move through the different levels at an alarmingly fast rate

"Puppy love", having been completely ignored by psychologists around the globe, has reached the state of an epidemic. No one is safe from it, and once a person has been contaminated, there is no hope. The only thing that can be done is to sit down and wait for it to take it's course. Very few survivors of this disorder are ever the way they used to be.
Your best friend: ____ asked me out! 8D
You: Awh! That's great! :)

<two days later>

Your best friend: ___ said I'm the most beautiful girl in teh world! And that he loves me! And that one day he's going to marry me! Isn't that amazing? 8D
You: Uh....yeah. Sure. o_O
You: *walk away from your friend who is suffering form a terrible case of puppy love*
by alittlebluebird October 5, 2009
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love stoned

So much in love that you give the impression of being stoned.
Such as giggling uncontrollably and or dazed/dreamy
Girl:hey...

Dood: *LOL*

or

Girl:Hey...

Dood:wah..?

Dood2:hey man, you must be love stoned or sumthin?
by wesley dye October 12, 2007
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love goggles

The phenomenon in which being in love with someone makes them appear more physically attractive to you.
My wife's even prettier than the day we met! Must be the love goggles.
by kwaping December 7, 2006
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love nectar

Man this girl really loved my love nectar so she sucked me dry
by Manny February 22, 2004
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love letter

It's a bullet from a fucking gun!
"Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You recieve a love letter from me, and you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!"
by Frank Booth! August 21, 2006
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