dankel pie

This is when you eat the best pie and you need to express it in a interesting way.

"Yo the other day my homie Daquan made me the best Dankel pie."

by Donthandmetheauxcord August 20, 2016

pie five

Verb: Slapping a puss with an open palm.

i just gave that stripper a pie five, apparently that is not allowed (even in the champagne room).

by lesbenson November 12, 2013

Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

by Raider Life May 13, 2017

Tuna Pie

When your shorts ride up between your inner thighs. Hugging your, shall we say tuna pie.

Please pull down your shorts, you have tuna pie.

by zizzleme July 13, 2009

Apple pie vision

Innability to see what is in front of you.

Object is there but you can't recognize it.

The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.

The farmer is pitch forking sand. He is trying to move his hay without progress.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.

by Brittlebear March 16, 2024

moon pie boy

a hottie mchotterson son of a bitch named viktor, he is the best person ever and is so hot and attractive

"omg moon pie boy spoke to me today"

"oh em gee!! you lucky mf. hes so fineeeee"

by Miellas fwend March 19, 2022

Ass pie

When you smear pizza on your girls asshole then lick it off

Last nights ass pie tasted like shit

by Douche god March 19, 2016