Guy with the Thickest biggest cock you’ll ever see. Thinking His name makes you moan. Woman love him and men are jealous of him.
by Queen queefa March 22, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025
Get the Jesus JD Velazquez Rodriguez Are The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinxmug. Jesus loves me this I know
For the Bible tells me so!
Little ones to Him belong
They are weak but He is strong
YEEEEES Jesus loves MEEE!
Yesssss Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus loves MEE!
The Bible tells me soo
For the Bible tells me so!
Little ones to Him belong
They are weak but He is strong
YEEEEES Jesus loves MEEE!
Yesssss Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus loves MEE!
The Bible tells me soo
by legoman67 October 1, 2025
Get the Jesusmug. Falsely needing wheelchairs at airports, to get priority boarding when getting ON the plane, but NO LONGER NEED THE WHEELCHAIRS upon arrival.
On that last flight, 14 passengers got on the plane by wheelchair, but by the time we got to Los Angeles, 10 of them had been miraculously healed by "Jetway Jesus!"
by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 26, 2024
Get the Jetway Jesusmug. a handsome man, that pulls many girls. he's very popular, and many people enjoy his company. he also tends to have a short temper but long penis.
by GVibez November 17, 2016
Get the jesus montanomug. A drug comprised of Acid and THC oil frozen with a piece of sheep's heart in the middle representing the sacrifice of the Lamb of God (Made in Ice Trays and crushed to be eaten).
Guy: Yo bro can I get some of that Jesus's Love?
Plug: Yeah dude it's 50 a piece you'll be tripping for weeks.
Plug: Yeah dude it's 50 a piece you'll be tripping for weeks.
by Bac Helor June 6, 2018
Get the Jesus's Lovemug. by Kachowism August 10, 2024
Get the Jesus spizzimmug.