go for anal on the first date

Beyond the obvious literal meaning of the phrase related to anal sex, can be used to describe any situation where one party attempts to get something that would not necessarily be considered permanently off-limits, but would be considered completely inappropriate and out of bounds to request from a first meeting with another party. Especially fun when used in a business reporting context.

Businessman A: Wow you sure did get a lot of extra info about that deal proposal from your meeting at Company X, you must have a great rapport with them. Did you happen to ask them about the results of that other super-secret deal they did with Company Z?

Businessman B: No way dude, I don't go for anal on the first date.

by Grind S. December 17, 2013

Ur next generation likes anal penetration

The absolute worst insult that has ever existed every time it is said a black hole opens up some where in the universe.

Tim: ur mom gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Tim: ur sister a mister
John: don't make me say it
Tim: do it, I dare you
John: ur next generation likes anal penetration.
Tim : (immediately disintegrates while screaming)

by Dingo dongiloid June 2, 2018

reverse paradox anal train

an accumulation of many people of every race all connected anally like a big ass train

-Aw dude, we got super drunk at my grandmas funeral and it ended up with a big reverse paradox anal train

-Damn! Wish I was there.

by gay paradox December 24, 2018

Very hard anal with John

When one decides to have anal with a close friend named John, commonly used as being gay but with the phrase “no homo”it will not be gay.

Homie 1:I’ve been thinking about having some very hard anal with John

Homie 2:bro what the fuck

by MrTacoLad October 19, 2021

mumma imma cream anal

this is where you tell your mum that you preformed and "upside down pineapple cake".

hey mum last night i mumma imma cream anal all over my self

by idk i like dick tionary August 22, 2022

obnoxious anal emissions

the disgusting splattering sound a man or woman hopefuly a woman makes after having anal sex. due to the fact that the asshole has become so loose it just flaps in the breeze.

Damn after I fucked that whore in the ass, she made the most astonishing sound. She looked over her shoulder and said you will have to excuse my obnoxious anal emissions, but I can only take so much.

by frikybi September 15, 2007

Messy Anal Masturbation

The process of physically masturbating the anus causing feces and other forms of intestinal lubrication to be secreted out the anal cavity.

Wow. That kid sure likes his messy anal masturbation.

by Rob. February 1, 2003