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School Friend 

A person you talk to in school but don’t physically hang out with outside school. You talk to them anywhere like text or school but you do not hang out.
Boy: Damn, he’s just a school friend to you?!
Girl: Duh. Wouldn’t want to be any closer to him.
School Friend by TackyWonder777 October 3, 2020

School Discord Server 

Noun: A private community on the Discord app that was created and is used for school purposes. These Discord servers are by students, for students, and moderated by students. The owners of these Discord servers usually ban everybody that they do not like or that people consider cringe.

Noun: A private community on the Discord app that was created by the teachers or faculty of a school meant to serve as an official server for that school. Swearing is not allowed on these Discord servers, and neither is having a cool status or using NSFW emotes. Also, doing any shit will cause you to be kicked out of school.

Common stereotypes associated with these Discord servers include:

- That one kid who trolls people

- That one kid from another school who's friends with someone from school

- The couple that's always being cute and flexing on the incels

- The weird kid who just discovered how to use Discord
A: Let's talk on the school Discord server!
B: Sure!
*goes on Discord*
C: YES DADDY CUM IN ME!
D: I LOVE YOU, YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD GIRL!
*slaps top of computer*
A: I'm going to commit last online 9 years ago.

school is fucking nigger

your probably at school right now fucking full of nigger coons and bully’s and fucking pussy niggas who think they cool
school is fucking nigger ass 😭😭

teacher- hey class

student- shut the fuck up u fucking nigger😂😂

teacher- go to the office u degenerate

student- suck this nigger dick😭😭

school is fucking nigger

School Bus 

There everywhere(those school bus things)...... There trying to take over the world and bring you to hell! (Watch out)

School shooter 

When your teacher tells you to go to the deans office
Teacher: “THAT‘S ENOUGH SALTY GO TO THE DEANS OFFICE.”
Salty: Time to transform into a school shooter

School Swat 

A person who has an unhealthy obbsession with curricular or academic pursuits. These are the type of people who you would watch struggling with thier test papers as they attempt to scrawl that last vital piece of information into the page.
Often crushed beneath parental pressure they are the continuious persurers of the mythical "good job", meaning a job that pays large wadds of money and nothing of creative or personel enjoyment.

Swats are the way they are beacause by the continuois stress they are presented by teachers, parents and thier own internel control. They feel no need to pursue any other activitys that do not present the possibility of a 95% grade. They often grow up to be miserable people, beaurocrats or office workers. A shame really because thay speant the whole time they could have speant enjoying themselves begging for a little sheet of numbers.
They are also assured that happiness is'nt found within onself, it is found in test scores and preparing for ones (depressing) future.
"You find this subject difficult and boring, why not do ordinary level?"

"No!"

"Why not?"

"BEACAUSE!!"

"Thank you for your logical explanation."

"Don't get sarcastic with me, at least I'll have a good job when I grow up!"

"I'll see you when I need form stamped."

"Oh shut up bin-man!"
School Swat by billy bo bo June 7, 2005