Stale Penis

A game where 2 straight men stand in front of each other will completely naked and stare at each other, the person who's penis moves first loses, can go on for hours and is sometimes called a game for horny people

Phill went to toms house and ended up winning a game of stale penis.

by Chickenman369 June 2, 2018

Todd's penis

Large boomerang that comes back for more and more

Todd's penis is a large boomerang

by ButterNips June 8, 2018

penis fruit

Someone who either is either looking for easy dick or trying to get easy head, but they aren’t getting it.

You are such a penis fruit.

by Killakeemstar December 18, 2017

penis cleaner

One who cleans penis(s) with thier mouth.

Your mother is a penis cleaner

by Tonacious d April 24, 2018

Penis boxing

Two dicks pressed against each other

Two men have sex, they start penis boxing

by Blair7213 January 14, 2018

Penis table

When a male is trying to grind with a female during a dance, but his height makes it so that his entire genitalia is in line with the female's mid back. Therefore, the female's ass functions, essentially, only as a table for the male's penis.

Yeah, my friend has grown quite tired of clubs, everytime he tries to grind with someone her ass just becomes a penis table.

by woody151 January 27, 2020

Penis-playa

It's a person who likes fondling with "sausages"

Bro, you're such a penis-playa

by Dikmasta69 February 3, 2020