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what you hear when someone plays the penis game
I was at a walmart and I heard someone shouting "penis Penis Penis! PENIS PENIS! PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!!"

Penis Flytrap 

The romantic/platonic/rivalry ship name between Wolfgang Brandt and Devon Neii. Honestly at this point I'm not sure what it counts as. Are they lovers? Friends? Enemies? They're so homoerotic.

As for the reasoning behind the name itself, I'm a bit unsure. Devon Neii enjoys gardening, and Lambda, Wolfgang's creator, saw a Venus flytrap recently-- hence the name. The penis part is likely a funny bit. I wish they would just confess their love for each other already. This is like an enemies to lovers fanfiction. Just kiss already. Jeez.
"Dude, did you hear what happened with Penis Flytrap recently?"

"Oh, no. I hope they didn't fuck. We already have enough of that."
Penis Flytrap by chiicheo February 26, 2022

Penis enhancement pills

What your dad uses for your stepsister.
Damn, I need those penis enhancement pills.

Penis Parasite 

Much like a Penis Leach, but having higher aspirations. Attaching oneself to the genitals of a male supervisory figure for the sole purpose of self recognition. Essentially sucking your way to the top. Most notably taking the role of a boss as an hourly employee just to bolster your monstrous Ego and act important.
Chuck is such a Penis Parasite.
Penis Parasite by Bob Bob Returns October 7, 2005

Penis Seed 

The penis seed is a mythical item in which a female can place in her vagina to grow a penis. As of now it does not really exist, but maybe with all these new technological advancements in the world of science, the penis seed could become a real item on your list of things to get at wal mart!
Mary used to just be a dyke, then she used a penis seed, and now she's a transexual.
Penis Seed by April, duhh. <3 August 26, 2007

penis juice 

"STOP SPREADING YOUR PENIS JUICE!"
penis juice by totallyBabes November 28, 2015