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"music on hold"-grade tune

Refers to a somewhat-"tame"/boring and/or repetitive musical composition that is "okay", but definitely nothing special or "memorable" --- it would merely be something that you might wanna half-listen to while waiting for someone to pick up/get back to you on the phone, be serenaded with over a store's PA system while shopping, or have for soothing your impatience when riding a slow elevator.
The NYC Greyhound station plays light-classical music over the ceiling-speakers to help its patrons to while away the long boring hours during bus-layovers; I appreciate it that they don't simply toss "music on hold"-grade tunes at you for extended periods.
by QuacksO March 25, 2019
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Music

Real music ues real instruments. Rack music ues face instruments. Rap is face music and fucking suck.
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Jake Phelps could muscle any trick in the book. Dude didn't give a fuck about anything other than skating.
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Music Syndrome

When someone's self esteem is music and has happy feels when listening to music.
Person 1: Yo, dude. Why are you listening to music so much?
Person 2: YEAH BECAUSE IT MAKES ME HAPPY!!!
Person 1: Do you need a chill pill?
Person 2: NAW MAN!!!
Person 1: I think you have music syndrome.
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Music Horn

Someone who listens to music but doesn’t understand the language/doesn’t know what the singer(s) is saying.

They also believe they can instantly learn a language just by listening to a single song.
Boy- yo what’s up with Cassandra??
Girl- I don’t know? Ever since she started listening to BTS she thinks she’s Korean or something. She doesn’t even know what they’re saying!
Boy- Wow so she’s a Music Horn?
Girl- I guess so!
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Musical Madlads

We now present our nation: The Group of Musical Madlads, dubbed A Discord Server Council with the most professional and intellectual Discordians of Discord in all the History of Discord. Our official curse word is “hecl.”
“I wanna be the Musical Madlads USSR Swamp Water!”
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