May 15th

May 5th is National fake fight a friend day

Person #1: Hey wanna fake fight

Freind #1: Sure why?

Person #1: it’s May 15th, YOU WANNA FIGHt????

Freind #2: dammnnnnnnn They are gonna fight!

Crowed: LETS WATCH THIS

Friend #1 punches the air

Crowd: BORING, then Bully’s them.

by IowanCorn2352 May 13, 2023

may 7

national give a girl head day!

guess what today is, it’s may 7 you know what that means Brittany?

by suckballsfuckdolls:) May 6, 2022

May 25

Ask one of your boy mates out as a joke day

Girl: "hey will you go out we me

boy: " I have a gf sorry"

Girl: "haha jk it's May 25"

by Maybe.its.mya May 25, 2022

dit me may

fuck your mom in vietnamese

"dit me may Thai", "dit me may Francis"

by alexandeurtwentyfive July 11, 2023

50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".

"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.

by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019

May 11

The day of a girl sending to a guy

Hey It’s may 11th you have to send

by anonymous May 11, 2022

Mayed

A man’s name and comes from the name Majid.

Mayed is an ultimate life form, an upgraded version of Majid. Don’t mess with him or he will take your girl (with consensus) and while he is at it, he’ll take your mom too and on a good day your sister as well. If you ever encounter a legendary man name Mayed, act dead because that’s your only chance of survival.

Don’t move, that’s a Mayed. Act dead or he will take your girl.

by King Alleyway November 22, 2021