Dead grandma

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.

by Hahaha bad February 8, 2022

Well fuck me dead

an Australian way of expressing surprise

spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf

by raybeez February 11, 2022

Dead Gillespie

(Pronounced Jillespie) When your boyfriend can't take criticism because he mispronounces a word and you correct him.

"My boyfriend sucks at reading, he's always mispronouncing words and when i correct him he gets shitty, he's a Dead Gillespie"

by CharlesPoo February 12, 2022

just some dead guy

A line used to make it look like you weren't trying to troll someone with "Joe Mama" or a similar phrase.

Person A: I decided to dress up as Axol for Halloween.
Person B: Axol your nuts off?
Person A: No, just some dead guy.

by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022

Dead

Swets is always dead even when he is not dead

Swets is dead!!!

by Deadmanswets October 8, 2021

Dead Dog

A deceased Canine

oh look a Dead Dog

by Neveah Hansen hater October 15, 2021

Unside-down dead unicorn

When you and your partner get on the top bunk of a bunk bead with rails and the receiving partner assumes doggy style and the delivering partner does a handstand and leans the package into the desired hole while convulsing and making horse noises

"Omg. Becky, kyle and I did the Unside-down dead unicorn last night on the top bunk and it rocked my world"

by CerberusX01 October 16, 2021