suckjob

a blowjob, just a new name because honestly blowjob doesn't make any sense. also, instead of shortening to 'sj' its quick name is 'slurpie.'

Dennis: Dang Kevin, I might call up your sister and see if she can give me a suckjob this weekend.

Kevin: Dude that's down right awful, when its my sister feel free to say slurpie.

suckjob by ass katchum January 13, 2010

Cunt Sucker 

same as cocksucker...but with cunts instead and more fun to say

Person cuts you off

you call them a cunt sucker

Cunt Sucker by Arndm name cuz it wond let me February 22, 2009

suckass sucker

the worst type of a sucker. this is the dude that gets the raw deal. being a suckass sucker is something that nobody strives toward. somebody who gets stuck doing something totally boring while his/her friends are out doing something fun.

me: i just won a trip to vegas. i can take one friend. do you want to go?
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.

me: man, you are a suckass sucker.

friend: i know...kill me now.

suckass sucker by tonedog five January 18, 2005

suckrod 

Someone who acts like a dumbass or a douchebag.

Stop rattin me out to the ol lady, suckrod.

suckrod by sagesmom July 3, 2006

Suckacat 

1. A mentally handicapped cat.
2. A cat who climbs curtains and doo doos in the bath tub.

1. Cyanide knocked over the lamp again! What a suckacat!

Suckacat by Suckacat9000 June 1, 2007

sucker vibe 

Used to describe a disappointing social event,outing or attraction.

I went to Duguay's show last night and it was a sucker vibe!

sucker vibe by tripleP December 29, 2007

suckitary

a secritary who sucks at what they do and probably sucks off the boss to keep their job.

me: "did you get those faxes?"

client: "no i didn't"

me: "you'll have to excuse our suckitary sheri"

suckitary by griznowel December 30, 2007