Cum Sucking Fagwads

The new generation of douche bags who are writing the definitions for urban dictionary and are being too literal and completely unfunny and should definitely stop adding/editing or should ensure that their entries are humerous

Cum Sucking Fagwads should make sure urban dictionary definitions are funny!

by The Bad Ass Mother Fucker Crit September 7, 2021

Suck Yourself

Verb:
1. Literally telling someone to suck their own flesh and blood.
2. Trying to infer how someone is unprofessional in a certain category that they suck at it by the literal meaning

someone retarded: (dabs)
someone less retarded: go suck yourself, its 2017 and dab is dead
someone retarded: (literally suck his own arm)

by Splicstx November 14, 2017

The suck for caf

Its when a girl is about to guve you head. You put your dick in a jar of preworkout and she sucks it off getting a caffeine buzz

Hey bro you ever tried the suck for caf?
Its when a girl sucks your dick while its covered in caffeine

by uncensored_BTW October 4, 2023

National suck dick day

When you ask for a girl to suck your dick

Boy: what day is it tmr
Girl: dec 14
Boy: no its national suck dick day

by Angle guamen December 8, 2019

National suck dick day

National suck dick day Is all about sucking your boyfriend/husband dick don’t matter how old you or your significant other is you get down there and suck that dick

Omg 😮 today is National suck dick day time to get home

by B, si en Chess August 1, 2019

Sucking at Cocks

The action of licking the air while grasping for cocks, but you can't quite reach them.

He says he doesn't want a boyfriend, but in the meantime he's just sucking at cocks.

by Monsterwol October 16, 2017

half sucked jube

Some one who is a halfwit wandering aimlessly

What are you up to Rani, your walking around like a half sucked jube

by Rani Bopori January 30, 2018