Jesus Christ

1. The name of God in the flesh in Christianity. Jesus Christ is apart of The Holy Trinity, comprised of God, Jesus, and The Holy Spirit.
2. An expletive to show disapproval or shock (at something).
(Fun fact) Christ is not his name, it comes from the Greek word "Christos" which means "the anointed one". So it actually means "Jesus the Anointed One".

Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior.
Jesus Christ, Becky! WTF!?

by Maple420 August 11, 2022

jesus

has a big dick and obsessed w his girl

Jesus is him

by babywyd August 31, 2024

Jesus with a shotgun

Doomguy

Person 1: hey it's Jesus with a shotgun

by Doomslayer is Doomslayer February 21, 2023

jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme

Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down

by joshyboi November 16, 2013

Jesus

He's dumb as fuck. Nothing else and tends to be a piece of shit that lies to his friends, even the ones closest to him.

Jesus is shit.

by YeetMaster5960 October 2, 2020

Jesus Slap

When you are so sure about something but you get biblically proven wrong. When it feels like you just got slapped.

They are such a jerk I don't like them, I don't have to love them.
But the Bible says in 1 John 4:11 "Dear friends, since God had so loved us, we also ought to love one another."
So yeah, you do have to love them. JESUS SLAP!!

by Angggellla June 3, 2017

jumped up joe jesus

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.

“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.

by Baddkharmaaz January 2, 2025