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Dead Gee

A state of sheer and utter drunken-ness. People who are Dead Gee are more than likely not be able to control themselves, and are usually blackout.
John: "I don't remember a thing last night."

Mike: "Yeah, after taking those shots you were ultimate dead gee."

John: "Nice."
by Ultimate Gee May 3, 2011
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better red than dead

Play on words of "better dead than red", which means you'd rather die than be a communist.

Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.
Hardcore American: What the fuck? You think we should just give food away for free and that healthcare should also be free? Better dead than red, you commie bastard.

Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...
by СукаБлять March 18, 2025
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KAILI IS DEAD

KAILI IS DEAD is a youtube comment meme where you shout KAILI IS DEAD when someone leaves a comment thread
Guy 1: screw you jerks I'm leaving.
Guy 2: KAILI IS DEAD OHHHH!!!!!
by Hugh B. Neutron's Account February 5, 2017
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Dead

1) Something you say to someone when they tell you a joke and it was really funny, usually said in between laughter
2) Something texted or tweeted when a joke is kinda funny and you never actually laugh but you feel the need to say you did
*someone tells an okay joke*
“WOW TIFFANY THAT WAS SO FUNNY. IM DEAD. HAHAHHAHA.”
by c8cross March 1, 2018
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Living Dead Syndrome

Being very hungover. Refers to people acting like zombies when they are hungover.
1. Tyler got Living Dead Syndrome this weekend.

2. I couldn't even score high on the wank factor because I had Living Dead Syndrome
by -Trollkriger- June 7, 2009
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Dead Flower

The action of shooting your load in a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling your dick weaken and getting tired out afterwards. Kinda like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.
FUCKIN HELL! I managed to shoot my whipped cream 3 times inside this chick and now my meat missile feels like A fuckin dead flower.
by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024
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