the definition of perfection a handsome boy he has beautiful eyes and a gorgeous smile everything about him is sweet and kind he’s an extraordinary guy and he’s the person i’m gonna marry one day because he’s my other half
by hehehsjisus April 26, 2022
Get the jesusmug. The patron saint of drug dealers.
by ponderprotostar March 1, 2017
Get the St. Jesus Malverdemug. John 8:32 - And you shall know the Truth, and the Truth shall make you free.
Jesus died on the cross to set us all free from sin.
Jesus died on the cross to set us all free from sin.
by metalforJesus February 25, 2010
Get the Jesus Fresusmug. This is any worker at Bunnings warehouse that knows what the fuck he's doing and is a sickunt for helping you when you try to find out the 3 ials that have 15 different types of tech screws
Jesus (Bunnings) thank you for leading me to the techscrews in ial 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
P2: no worries woka thatil be $5:98
P2: no worries woka thatil be $5:98
by coop-meme March 25, 2021
Get the jesus (BUNNINGS)mug. “…But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if anyone would sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. And if anyone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles.”
(Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:39–41, ESV).
(Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:39–41, ESV).
by xander.with.an.x April 23, 2023
Get the Jesusmug. by Quandale_dingle the 3rd June 1, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. Mach Jesus is a way to describe something faster than anything in the universe.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.
"News reporter: A missile headed towards a random island going mach jesus has been detected by the navy"
by SidneysHandle404 February 19, 2024
Get the Mach Jesusmug.