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Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!

So you and your friend are takin' a nice trip to Oil Rig inside this game called rust it's going well. Scientists, dead, Heavy Scientists, dead, now your looking forward to the sweet sweet loot from that Locked Crate, but then, counters... "People!" says your friend "Where?!?!" you say "290!!". They sucessfully get on and there on your friend you have to do something, but its to late the words are already said "Dead dead dead dead! He's on me! Help!"
Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!
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To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction
"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017
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MANKIND IS DEAD

The text that appears in red when, let's say, a robot, dives into the depths of hell to get blood, cause that's its only source of survival.
MANKIND IS DEAD
BLOOD IS FUEL
HELL IS FULL

OBJECTIVE UPDATE: GET A WEAPON
by Boonduck April 2, 2025
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Dead internet theory

Yeahyeah the abstract money generator..... Yeah.... Oops 🤷 ♂️ I mean... He was talking a bunch of shit about how special and competent you have to be to make money.... You know? And I'm like the greatest mind the world has ever seen... So, like, the scholarly work is like... Really high level stuff...
Hym "Hahaha! Yeah, they're hookin up thay abstract money generator aren't they? Yeah... That's fucking hilarious. Kind of sad but, you know... In a cage... And what not... I think it has a different name though... Dead internet theory? It's like 'Something forest theory' or something, right?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.
For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.
by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018
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dead man living

A person who was put in a situation they can’t get out of.
Mike: I heard Jamal got kicked out of the mall because he is black.
Tom: Yea he’s a dead man living
by Mr.Latinaologist October 27, 2022
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Dead Conch

A girl the has no tits and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. Just not blue.
Damn i met a real dead conch very flat. I did and nothing was floopin
by Roast tut May 16, 2016
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