ass gnat

Some one who unbeknownst to them is hated by all due to their stupidity, constant ability to be conveniently where you are at any given time, overly available, lacking a personality, a douche, a duck, stage 5 clincher, desperation friends even shun this person. They are like an irritating shadow that just never knows when to go the Fuck home, or die off....even when invited blatantly to do so. This person sucks and is the ass of everyone's joke, the third unwanted wheel and destined to masturbate alone to the sci-fi channel with a pint of cherry Garcia ice cream in their parents house until they are over 40 years old. No one cares, notices or cries when this person dies, disappears or moves away....they celebrate, clap, and smile all day long when this happens. People try to set this person on fire or back over them with vehicles. People's moms are the only friend of an ass gnat. I don't know why but moms love that shit.

Caleb is such a fucking ass gnat, I couldn't get rid if him if I tried.

by Ihateyourfacedaily85 January 22, 2015

Ass Allies

A term used to describe your posse that always has your back. They will do anything to protect your ass, because you guys are ass allies.

Yunjee and Crystal are ass allies! There's no way we can tear the two apart. They are inseparable.

by cTAM February 15, 2015

ass glueing

The act of repeatedly cumming on your sexual partners butt crack and attempting to make them stick together

Me and my girlfriend tried ass glueing last night it was freaking awesome

by kingboy3 February 28, 2015

moochin ass

When a person decides to use a friend for his or her own personal needs and habbits.

Put that drink up here come mookie moochin ass.

by 2R3AL4Y@L March 8, 2015

Ass-Rabbit

N. A mythical small lagomorph with a fully developed booty for a head, that produces feces in a manner similar to chocolate ice cream.

Man, I tell you I'm terrified of getting a Cleveland Steamroller from an ass-rabbit at night. Way worse than any boogyman.

by DickHeadMcFuck April 4, 2015

ass twinkle

The slight twinkle one acquires in his eye upon viewing "dat ass."

Mike: You checkin' out Shaniqua's booty over there?
Josh: Yeah brah, how'd you know?
Mike: That ass twinkle don't lie.

by FoxTrapz69 April 27, 2015

Ass Contractions

When someone has severe gas or shit pains thay they feel like they are in labor.

Oh man, I can barely walk to the bathroom! These ass contractions are killing me!

by Cazador301 May 22, 2015