Atwood's Law

"Every software and applications that can be written in JavaScript will be eventually written in JavaScript"

Adobe suite is an evidence of Atwood's Law

by 0xCAFEBABEH March 14, 2023

Law of worthless teachers

the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class

ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.

TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers

by KFCmanagerLilice June 8, 2019

stepfather-in-law

Spouse's stepfather.

stepfather-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Saleem's Law

Any long-running chat window will eventually feature a definition from Urban Dicationary

That last meeting definitely followed Saleem's Law

by pseudonym-12947015 February 24, 2017

Dang’s Law

As long as your girlfriend is the last person you’ve slept with you haven’t cheated.

Person 1: Mate didn’t you sleep with Sarah?

Person 2: Yeah but I slept with my girlfriend today so according to Dang’s law I haven’t cheated.

by Name Guru January 15, 2022

Milo Murphy's Law

Final Destination for kids

milo murphy's law sucks bruh

by Geometry dashing June 29, 2025

Petersen's Law

Petersen's Law (sometimes referred to as Peter's Law) describes a phenomen in ballgames and states that when a team scores a last-minute equalizer in a match, said team will nevertheless lose the match in the subsequent penalty shoot-out

Jens Petersen: "Erneut greift übrigens Petersen's Law. Das Team das spät den Ausgleich erzielt verliert wahrscheinlicher am Ende trotzdem als dass es gewinnt. Denke so ist es grammatikalisch perfekt formuliert."

by N0isynick January 27, 2024