Jesus

Guy with the Thickest biggest cock you’ll ever see. Thinking His name makes you moan. Woman love him and men are jealous of him.

You’re such a jesus!

by Queen queefa March 22, 2022

Jesus JD Velazquez Rodriguez Are The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

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😱:Jesus JD Velazquez Rodriguez Are The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

God/Jesus

Jesus and God are the same but Jesus is God's son.

God/Jesus is our Lord and Savior that died on the cross for our sins. God is the father, son, and the holy spirit.

by Ilove_jesus June 9, 2023

Jesus Hernandez C

literally so h0t just ask me out already

hint - my zodiac starts with a a

“hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying”

by urfavhater November 22, 2021

Jesus spizzim

When you jizz with no control

Yo dude, I tried not to cum, but Jesus spizzim happened, what do I do?

by Kachowism August 10, 2024

I will send you to jesus

A sentence meaning that one is going to end someone's life.

Person 1: You are a noob.
Person 2: I will send you to jesus.

by elaboratescanner04 October 8, 2023

Jetway Jesus

Falsely needing wheelchairs at airports, to get priority boarding when getting ON the plane, but NO LONGER NEED THE WHEELCHAIRS upon arrival.

On that last flight, 14 passengers got on the plane by wheelchair, but by the time we got to Los Angeles, 10 of them had been miraculously healed by "Jetway Jesus!"

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 26, 2024