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Rule 34

The accumulation of sexual images of fictional characters, mostly furry porn, with a dark and twisted temptation, this vat of literal and figurative shit are enough to break a man with a will of vibranium
James: “Have you ever wanted foot fetish and scat in the same image?”

Dave: “No what kind of psychopa-“

Jacob: “Then Rule 34 is for you”

Dave: “How did you even get in my house???”

Jason: *puts his finger up to Dave’s mouth and shoves it in* “shush now” *forces him to look at said pornographic content*

Dave tries to scream, but it’s too late, he’s too far gone now
by Duckish July 26, 2021
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Revenge Rule

When a commissioner in fantasy football make up a rule in the season to make sure a certain nigga is booked.
That trade is denied because the player name starts with a C. Revenge rule
by Dr. Fauci 2022 October 3, 2022
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Rules are Rules

When you are on TikTok at any time of the day and you suddenly see a video of a Chinese person making something/working at a convenience store with the background song “The past can only be recalled” being played. So the user then comments, “Rules are Rules, Goodnight” or any other twist and closes the app.
Bolbo sees the video at night and goes to the comments and says “Rules are Rules, good night everyone” and closes the app.

OR

Marlo just opens the app and sees the video and says “I just opened the app. Well, Rules are Rules” and closes the app.
by The Gamer 540 May 4, 2024
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rule of kewl

If something is kewl, it shall be overused
Dan: that new song is so good
Me: rule of kewl

Dan: Wtf?
Me: it’s gonna get overplayed
by #s r = 2 letters July 17, 2019
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Rule 1969

For every cool thing in pop culture, there is a lesser, worse Christian version of it.
In the '80s, two of the most popular heavy metal groups were Black Sabbath and Judas Priest. At the same time Whitecross and Stryper were two Christian bands who were watered down, worse versions of heavy metal hereby confirming Rule 1969.
by bvb1123 February 15, 2025
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Rule #1

I walked in my house and said “Rule #1” and everybody knew to shut the fuck up!!
Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!! But that’s a different rule!!
by Byshop123 May 31, 2020
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Friendship rules

Rules that you make up in a friendship
by Lardner February 5, 2019
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