the goat 

when the man (or transsexual person) tucks his penis and ballsack between his legs, closes his legs, and bends over, leaving his package hanging out the back of his legs for all to see. a dick trick that is used to creep out friends and (hopefully not) family members.

That asshole gave me the goat. I almost puked.

the goat by el brendino November 27, 2006

The Gig

The process of bending over and loosening your sphincter so that air enters your colon, and when the most air possible is in, blowing it out in an explosive fart (odorless and fun). If gigger has not been to the bathroom to do number 2 recently, he might be embarrassed when pellets of shit come out when gigging.

Nathan man do The Gig, but watch out for them pellets.

The Gig by Nathan P. "The Gigmaster" December 12, 2008

The Gatsby Effect 

When the subject becomes wrapped up in feelings that are dictated by the need for an unobtainable dream. The person can seem incredible irrational and borderline obsessive. The subject may or may not be aware of dream being unattainable. If they are aware, a dilemma most often will occur in regards to pursuing the goal or dropping it. While one answer seems correct to outside people, they will seem equally as hard to the subject.

'Why doesn't Fred just stop talking to Sally. He has to know nothing is there for him. He is simply wasting his time trying hook up with her again. Ok, maybe they had something 7 years ago but come on he just needs to move on'

'He is a classic example of The Gatsby Effect.'

The Gatsby Effect by Derek, R July 1, 2008

The Gary 

The most retarded and stupid English teacher, that attempts to force his political views down one throat and can’t teach. Along with this he moves at the pace of a snail.

The Gary can’t teach and is a knob.

The Gary by Dazzle mystic February 4, 2020

smoking the ganja 

Smoking the ganja means someone who has been smoking marijuana.

look at jonhny he's so stonned he should stop smoking the ganja,oh looks like mags is back on the ganja she's so high today. Names used are no one in particular random names only

smoking the ganja by ganja king ;) October 24, 2013

The Grinch 

Stealing a girls virginity unwillingly using Christmas Themed items.

"I raped that ho ho ho with some jingle bells."
"YOU GRINCH!"
"Don't make me give you The Grinch you next..."

The Grinch by ChristWhite December 17, 2008

The Gamer 

This is like "The Shocker" where you insert your index finger and your middle finger into a woman's vagina, while sticking your pinkie up her anus. BUT, then you take your thumb and button mash her clit like you are trying to get a high coin collection on old school Super Mario games.

"Give her The Gamer, and she will make you sandwiches for days!"

The Gamer by Bedlam S April 1, 2010