Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15

I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!

by AugustG September 7, 2013

dead

what i wish all homestuck readers were

Person 1: karkalicious definition mkaes terezi loco
Person 2: i wish u were dead you fatherless, toenail-suckling butt baby

by scwumbler September 17, 2022

Dead Footy

The definition of dead footy is something that lacks appeal, it can be used to describe a situation or an individual on a night out .

Harry is dead footy don’t you think?

by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022

Dead Man Tells No Tales

When a person is too high to communicate.

"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."

by Frankster420 October 7, 2019

dead

Something that is really boring, annoying, or bad.

"Damn, his shoes are so dead"

"You're so dead at that game"

"Geography class is so dead"

by Thomas68 September 24, 2016

Naturally dead

Naturally dead is the term in the royal family in England where a child is catholic or a bastard child or both.

The son was a bastard and a catholic so he is "naturally dead."

by Luke Sweeney June 3, 2022

dead

Something that does not breath anymore.

*I think Jake Paul should be death*

Jake-Pauler-Fans
Fan #1: OMG HAVE YOU SEEN JAKE PAUL? I THINK HE IS DEAD
FAN #2: OMG HE IS DEAD!!!
RAPIST: Better rape him now.

by AntonioKek May 21, 2018