Jizz Money 

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.

The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.

Jizz Money by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

Mario Money 

<noun> Whenever you find cents (just like coins) on the street, in a store, etc. Just like in Super Mario Bros. Basically, it's loose change you pick up from the floor.

I get paid tomorrow, but I did pick up $2.47 in Mario Money today.

Mario Money by Chronophile March 9, 2016

Thug Money 

Thug Money is a slang word or rather a vernacular term, that is used to describe good weather.

For example a friend could ask: "Hey, what's the weather like outside today?". Someone could reply using "Go check for yourself its so Thug Money today."

Or in simpler terms state "Thug Money" to the friend.

Thug Money by MysticRidge March 28, 2016

B-money-stats 

Fat tub of lard, typically unemployed yet justified by closing of Office Depot. Does not get to the gym much anymore, prob too busy being unemployed. Enjoys watching anime, occasionally some hentai porn. Huge dick doe.

"Going to the gym bop?"
"Na, I'm watching deleted scenes from Season 10 of Sailor Moon.
"Wow, typical B-money-stats!"

B-money-stats by Martinx94 May 5, 2016

luke money

A faggot! A person who says he's rich all the time but broke.

"Im getting that Ferrari in 2 weeks" say Luke Money

luke money by JohnBryant24 June 21, 2016

Muck Money 

The term used by gay men who keep money and or other types of payment under or around the balls and or anus.

"I heard Frank keeps some big muck money down there..."

Muck Money by gay guy #940 July 1, 2016

Nerd Money 

The amount you put aside to go to comic-cons and buy nerdy shit.

I'm going to take my nerd money to the comic-con today.

Nerd Money by pablowisdom September 20, 2016