Cum dumpster

We’re you blow a load in her and then throw her away because she pregnant and then when she tries to get out smack her in the face with your dick

A bro I just cum dumpstered my girl

by Nigger_beater69 September 3, 2020

The Cum Chronicles

The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum

Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles

by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020

reservoir cum

The left over cum in his/her belly button when said man came.

Sansa: dude why is there so much cum in my belly button.
Jeoffry: That's called reservoir cum, Sansa.

by AyyyyeSupreme September 13, 2017

Cum dumpster

A person who takes on a lot of cum

Omg tiffiny is the biggest whore ever

Yeah shes such a fucking cum dumpster

by Bitchplosion October 13, 2017

Fuckington Cum

A very far away place. Usually used to describe where someone will have to unexpectedly and rapidly depart to.

"He stepped on the mine and was blown to fuckington cum."

by Helloyoucuntrs April 24, 2017

cum squirrel

When you give a facial to someone with teeth that stick out.

Woah those are some big ass teeth... I'd love to make you my little cum squirrel and bust a nut on your face.

by Lunar Darkness May 20, 2017

spidy cum

When a man eats a shit ton of celery it causes his ejaculate to take on a spider web like consistency.

When Justin came all over his girl's face his load was like a sticky spider web that she couldn't get off. Justin proudly explained that his spidy cum was the result of the bag of celery he had eaten earlier that day as she was frantically trying to get it off of her face and out of her hair.

by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018