Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force

Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

Crack Hamster

an endearing nickname given to ones pet hamster who may act as if they are on crack cocaine

This is my pet hamster, her name is Gizmo but we all just call Crack Hamster

by cookiegirl89089 December 02, 2021

Crack attack

When you get beat up by a bunch of homeless cocaine addicts

Man, I'm sorry I didnt come the other day, I had a massive crack attack

by DankDeath January 08, 2019

Cracked

Used to imply that someone has recently had sex, usually with a tone of amusement, or mild disbelief at their changed behavior, glow-up, or sudden burst of confidence. Originates from gaming slang (where “cracked” means insanely good), but on TikTok, it’s evolved to suggest someone’s been… thoroughly recalibrated.

“Why is she walking like that?”
“She got cracked last night, obviously.”

by eldergenzed July 27, 2025

Big craigs crack dealership

yeh i thought it was a pretty good definition ive also been saying yes to all your definitions they are pretty good ngl

yo have you heard of Big craigs crack dealership
yeah they are pretty good at definitions

by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 09, 2020

cheddary crack

Where you do not clean your Anus for around a month, a crispy cheese dip type substance oozes from the bovril starfish

After a month of travelling, my cheddary crack is leaking

by Brad and eddie September 07, 2016

crack

to have sex with somebody

person 1 : "on god im gonna crack mrs delite"

person 2 : "she's like 60, you're fucking disgusting"

by kevsmellmyfarttt July 31, 2025