holy crack

the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.

Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.

by jesusasslicker January 3, 2019

Crack my gait

Walking away from someone who’s staring at your ass while your shorts are riding high

I like to crack my gait to get noticed

by Kent the rowdy March 1, 2024

Crack head

Christopher

Christopher is a crack head

by Dog lover 34594 October 22, 2019

Tickled crack

A ticklish ass crack...shit happens

When you are in a tickle fight with your boyfriend and to win is to use the move "tickled crack'.

by MetalSiren April 28, 2016

crack

To try or have a go at doing something

I might as well have a crack at this twerking thing.
Go on, have a crack at it!

by mcavgirl September 24, 2013

Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.

If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.

by Beanaeb November 21, 2011

Crack Johnny

Slang for a ball peen hammer

If you don't get to work Im gonna take that Crack Johnny and slap you upside tha head

by Oldestoldman October 24, 2020