the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.
fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?
edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"
friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.
edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"
friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.
by penis of johnson. November 30, 2022
by KoolAIDS! April 09, 2022
When you’re riding a motorcycle and a twist the throttle to dump a blast a fuel to make a BRAP BRAP. Another way to say let’s ride.
by RDawg505 September 19, 2022
group of guys aged from 14 - 26 who all hang together and make friends with a group of LDB's so that they can take advantage of them.
the guys think they're mega awesome,they have a handshake and even a symbol when taking photos
the guys think they're mega awesome,they have a handshake and even a symbol when taking photos
"we're so cracks co man"
by ds723 November 07, 2008
by harrylepotter August 22, 2019
It's a girl who likes to do drugs, and chill with her ,like, male partner and his male friends. And his friends just seem, like, chill with her. Usually wears- cute makeup, nail polish, one or two tattoos and/or dyed hair.
- "She is fine with living in like a shit-hole, or whatever." ~ M
- "She calls you 'man' or 'dude' or whatever" - ~ C
- "She is fine with living in like a shit-hole, or whatever." ~ M
- "She calls you 'man' or 'dude' or whatever" - ~ C
Guy 1: "yeah my girlfriend's a crack bae, but it's cool cause i get to like smoke weed with her and stuff"
Guy 2:"wow, that sounds cool, I wish my girlfriend was like that."
Guy 1: "she looks like she'd be a cow."
Guy 2:"nah man she's chill, she's a crack bae"
Guy 2:"wow, that sounds cool, I wish my girlfriend was like that."
Guy 1: "she looks like she'd be a cow."
Guy 2:"nah man she's chill, she's a crack bae"
by Chazza G November 10, 2021