cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.

"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".

by Square head April 30, 2012

Crack Cameras

When the average person (friend or relative) has way too many cameras around their house or appartment capturing every angle of their property. A paranoid person, hiding being caught doing stuff they shouldn't be doing.

Someone hit my car when it was parked in front of my neighbor's house with all of the Crack Cameras so I asked him if he wouldn't mind checking to see who hit me.

by ShuggaSlim April 7, 2023

ass crack of egypt

Somewhere stupid far.

My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt

by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021

Fat and crack stinks

Chermside road woman with the mouth from the boneyard.

Fat and crack stinks blabbin to cops again

by Ipswixhfunny November 17, 2023

The crack

The point at which a person is too drunk for you to understand the majority of what they type.

Person 1: "inst ti amzmangh wo rbbis hae eras"
Person 2: "You've reach the crack already haven't you"

by EscapeNitro September 23, 2019

Crack my gait

Walking away from someone who’s staring at your ass while your shorts are riding high

I like to crack my gait to get noticed

by Kent the rowdy March 1, 2024

Crack Johnny

Slang for a ball peen hammer

If you don't get to work Im gonna take that Crack Johnny and slap you upside tha head

by Oldestoldman October 24, 2020