Blue Boner

when a police officer exerts extreme force in an excitable manner, while often in the presence of other police officers. It is not uncommon for the police officer to be sexually aroused

"Hey Mick, look at that copper cunt, beating the shit outta that protester, he's got a blue boner"

by dynobot August 24, 2021

fossil boner

When you’re so old you nutt ashes.

“That guy is so old, he has a fossil boner!”
So ....like when you’re going down on a girl but she’s so old she’s dry like the Mojave.

by Chjdkahsbd February 15, 2019

Boner Barbarian

An annoying cunt who is very attached to an erect penis

Person1: Tells bad joke about Erect Penises. While being an annoying cunt
Person2: Stop being a fucking Boner Barbarian. You fat cunt

by Fake guy fucking your mom June 1, 2018

Boner thoughts

Usually inappropriate thoughts that accure when one is aroused, but one wouldn't consider under any other circumstances.

Hey, sorry for asking nudes even though you have a boyfriend, it was one of those boner thoughts .

by IDK this needed to be a thing May 31, 2018

Boner tunes

Those song that are playing in the background as your doing the deed.

These are such Boner tunes

by Misslinds January 5, 2024

signal boner

Occurs when your phone displays completely full bars, thus ascending in a shape that resembles an erect penis (a boner).

Guy A: Do you have any signal?

Guy B: Yeah man, my phone has a signal boner right now.

by joerun26 July 21, 2010

Super Boner

Oh? No? Not one of yours? I don't think one mine would have say 'If there's no transcendant meaning, then we're animals.' I mean... If your transcendant meaning is to spread your genes into the future then how are you not just an animal? If transcendant meaning (for everyone) = spreading genes then how do you not consider everyone else animals? That's what animals do. Spread genes. Yeah, no, he's a plant. He basic spreads (what is essentially) YOUR THING (Jordan) from the Atheist side of things. He doesn't have a self (apparently). He's a human strawman. Him and Destiny. You're boosting people to live publicly as human strawmen with a picture of my face stapled to the front.

Hym "Yeah, I don't know what a super boner is but I don't like the sound of it."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2024