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bitch nip

Similar to cat nip but instead you attract bitches
Man that bitch nip has been working pretty good
by leedleleedlelee69 May 15, 2014
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Simp bitch

A parasitic useless hoe of a woman who’s only skills are being a stealthy side hoe, sucking/fucking bare mans, complaining about their pathetic lives while depending on their main man and girlfriends to keep them from homelessness and hunger

They usually wear fake designer or hand me downs/overly used designer from 5+ years ago. They are insecure and will stay in unhappy situations (they usually aspire to be the main bitch/most important person in their benefactor’s life) because they are unable to achieve success on their own. They most likely have flat asses and cannot afford plastic surgery although their pretty face is the only reason why they get any male attention in the first place. They follow trends and have no real style; staying relevant keeps these simp bitches sane.
“Hey you seeing ____ tonight?”

“Nah fuck that simp bitch and her stank puss, shawty necked me all night I don’t need to see her stupid ass till next week”

“I heard about what happened between you and _____ are you okay?”

“That simp bitch tried to trap me with a pregnancy... I ain’t want no kids with a bitch like that. Stupid bitch can’t keep me outta her mouth, blowing up my phone now imma bout to block that flat ass”
by BBMM u simp hoes December 12, 2019
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seesaw bitch

To quote Katy Perry, someone who's hot then cold, yes then no, in then out.. up then down.
Person 1: "Why would she do that?"
Person 2: "Cuz she's a seesaw bitch!"
by Donna y squats March 18, 2017
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Bitch Culture

Bitch culture is when a Bitch purposefully does Bitchy things and then acts like she is in the right and turns every conflict against the victim while bitching to her other bitches about why she is right always and further enjoys the fact that she is a mega bitch, and then when you try to apologize the bitch tells all her bitch friends that you're Whipped AF and clingy when really all you want is to get along.

then when you've had enough and have a good comeback. bitch EXPLODES, further promoting the prepetual disease of Bitch Culture, until one day, you leave the bitch and she calls you a fuckboy and says all guys are the same...
Victim:I'm sorry baby, I'll come right back with some ice cream, Love you!

Bitch: K

Victim: why are you so rude sometimes?

Bitch: how dare you call me rude you fucking piece of shit, I said OK.

Victim:Actually you said K and it came off as kind of stand off-ish, Is everything K?

Bitch: You are a dick, no wonder your mother doesn't love you, this is why I don't bring you around my bitch friends. K bye.

Bitch Culture, is Fuckgirl} culture
by Spoonman vargasm April 19, 2016
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Bitch Updo

1)A specific hairdo that frequently belongs to bitches, or just generally unpleasant people. The hair is generally thrown into an awkward, puffy ball on the top of the head because she no care, she do what she want.
2)A person with the aforementioned haircut. Frequently seen in tank tops and fatspiller sweatpants because she thinks she's so hot it doesn't matter. Seen in packs. Will either attack, or fuck you.
Becky is such a bitch updo. She yelled at someone for breathing to loud in an elevator... then made out with him.
by Threeknocksal January 22, 2009
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face bitching

bitching in a whining fashion on facebook and nobody really cares.
face bitching status update: aw....i have to go to work AGAIN!? why me?
by amanda2169 September 29, 2010
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milk a bitch

When you use somebody for their money to get things like gifts, dinner, clothes, etc.
Hey Janelle date them other dudes, milk a Bitch.
by 11-5 February 10, 2014
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