Wind Turbine

When you’re having sex and your partner uses a hair dryer on high setting to blow air into your butthole or vagina

I normally don’t like butt stuff but the wind turbine really got me going

by Xo_livinggarbage February 18, 2025

Widow’s Son

A term which has been used in many mystery traditions in history, including Ancient Egypt (Isis, The Widow) and Manechism (Manes, the adopted Son of a Widow) but is today known as an identifying phrase between Freemasons representing the master architect of Solomon’s temple, Hiram Abiff. Commonly used in passing by Masons in order to identify each other.

Do you know the Widow’s Son (if yes, the person is likely a Freemason)

by SerenityJosh February 22, 2025

winbo

a dumb former gale dev with 0 iq.

Person 1: wen come back to gale
winbo: never

by i like to be annoymous February 27, 2025

Windchimed

When your balls get farted on and ripple from the blast

"Bro, I can't believe Stacey windchimed my balls riding me last night..."

by Kgreentea March 7, 2025

Wind Tunneling

When two people go butt cheek to butt cheek with their assholes touching and they both fart simultaneously. This can be a planned or accidental event.

Last night was chill but sleeping in Sam's got a little drafty ...we ended up wind tunneling for most of the night. I blame my gluten intolerance.

by TheHorburyRazzer April 15, 2025

Widow Predator

A person—often a stepchild, relative, or opportunistic acquaintance—who preys on a grieving widow in order to claim property, wealth, or assets that the widow legally and morally protected. A widow predator typically waits until the husband passes away, then uses deception, manipulation, or legal loopholes to seize control of the widow’s marital home or estate, despite contributing nothing, especially in cases during the caregiving or hardship period.

This term is used to expose those who terrorize, harass, and/or exploit grief to gain material advantage, especially when the widow made all the real sacrifices and should gain, yet others do instead. They are Widow Predators.

"After ten years of caregiving, she watched helplessly as the greedy, privileged step-kids went after the widow. After her husband died, the Widow Predators swooped in, pretending they cared, only to snatch the house she paid for and maintained the entire time."

by Huntsville, AL Widow May 4, 2025

Windbathing

When a person, often a male, stands outside on a windy day in the nude to let his nuts catch a drift.

"I caught my friend windbathing in the middle of a street."

by JinxedMilkCarton July 29, 2025