My grandaunt-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the grandaunt-in-lawmug. In the event that either significant other in a relationship of less than 3 months becomes extremely ill, no longer operates as advertised or becomes extremely unreliable…the other significant other reserves the right to immediately terminate the relationship with a clean break and without fear of retaliation.
The girl I was with for less than 2 months became so sick and stopped doing fun things with me, so I enacted the Lemon Law and got a newer model.
by CuriousLynx June 12, 2025
Get the The Lemon Lawmug. My third-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
Get the third-cousin-in-lawmug. "If you buy just one of something, you will surely break it almost immediately, but if you buy one or more "spare" items to have "just in case", your "initial" item will miraculously escape damage no matter how many mishaps you endure, and thus those duplicate items will merely gather dust in the garage or at the back of your desk-drawer."
I have always tried to handle objects gently and carefully, but due to extreme forgetfulness and physical/mental/emotional infirmities, I tend to "be rough on my stuff" --- sitting/stepping on unobserved items, blundering into objects as I'm groggily stumbling to the bathroom in the middle of the night, soiling items or spilling/dropping stuff, etc., and so I occasionally attempt to "prepare for the future" by acquiring spares of the types of items which I typically seem to damage or break; only prob is that just as soon as I do "lay in for a rainy day" like that, the "currently-being-used" object that I had been procuring said spares for NEVER SEEMS TO ACTUALLY SUSTAIN SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE, and so all of those extras that I'd carefully tucked away just "sit there for decades"... talk about a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Spares"!
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Sparesmug. My 3C-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
Get the 3C-in-lawmug. by Avarix April 7, 2009
Get the nightmare lawmug. The axiom that says the press can't pass judgment about anything once it's "out there," regardless of whether or not what's "out there" is true.
Whether the V.P. candidate had sex with a couch or not, Cokie's Law requires the Sunday shows to treat it as fact.
by Moribund B. Houseplant July 25, 2024
Get the Cokie's Lawmug.