by Sageums + Ginger February 17, 2007
Get the mosquito bite titsmug. To be bothered, or to be in a bad situation. Tits-in-my-ass is used to express anger. Similar the word "fuck", except it provides more syllables for the user to scream it out in anger, allowing them to yell it for a longer periods of time.
1. "Tits-in-my-ass!"
2. "She is some major tits-in-my-ass"
3. "What's wrong dude?" "man, i have some major tits-in-my-ass"
4. "I just failed my math test... Tits-in-my-ass!"
5. "I just got cock-blocked! Tits-in-my-ass"
6. "I broke up with her, but she thinks were are still dating... tits-in-my-ass!"
2. "She is some major tits-in-my-ass"
3. "What's wrong dude?" "man, i have some major tits-in-my-ass"
4. "I just failed my math test... Tits-in-my-ass!"
5. "I just got cock-blocked! Tits-in-my-ass"
6. "I broke up with her, but she thinks were are still dating... tits-in-my-ass!"
by wookie4747 April 6, 2009
Get the Tits-in-my-assmug. Huge Boobs where the nipple is the size of the whole thing and they are leaky as if volcanic ash is spewing out of them.
by The real mcjagger 33 May 4, 2015
Get the Volcano titsmug. "That UD Dick thinks tits are a joke. He submitted 'humortits':
humorists who think tits are some kind of joke."
"Dig, saw that. That UD Dick's got no tit-respect.
humorists who think tits are some kind of joke."
"Dig, saw that. That UD Dick's got no tit-respect.
by Steed F. Dropout September 4, 2012
Get the Tit-respectmug. Steve vurped when she removed her bikini.
"Vampire tits!" he thought, as he turned off the merciful lights.
"Vampire tits!" he thought, as he turned off the merciful lights.
by fuzzygreysocks November 18, 2010
Get the vampire titsmug. when one or more of you friends legs are on you and they kick you in the chest and your tits wack into your face and you get knocked out.
**bex and jess have just shared a bottle of WKD, they are now a bit merry - jess has a fasination with saying a sentence, they come back to beckys house where her sisters are**
bex ''yo yo nigga, get your stumps off me, dude''
jess ''OMG have i done it? no OMG have i done it? no'' *jess proceedes to kick bex in the tits*
ami ''is tits there knocked out?''
jess ''OMG have i done it? no. OMG have i done it? no''
ami ''OMG you just tit-flapped her''
chloe ''how apt!''
bex ''yo yo nigga, get your stumps off me, dude''
jess ''OMG have i done it? no OMG have i done it? no'' *jess proceedes to kick bex in the tits*
ami ''is tits there knocked out?''
jess ''OMG have i done it? no. OMG have i done it? no''
ami ''OMG you just tit-flapped her''
chloe ''how apt!''
by BASEMENT__JUNKIE June 13, 2007
Get the tit-flappedmug. The act of filling 2 zip loc bags full of preferred whiskey, putting the bags into a double d bra, then strapping said bra to a smaller chested woman and concealing with a shirt. This is used to smuggle alcohol into large sporting venues that forbade such drinks.
They don't serve alchol in Tiger Stadium; but luckily ole gal keeps a set of whiskey tits so I get hammered for the whole game.
by Jamacha November 22, 2013
Get the Whiskey Titsmug.