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Second-Hand Jackass

A more common form of FBJ (Full Blown Jackass). Commonly referred to by physicians as SHJ, it is passed on to a person through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with FBJ.

Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.

For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.
Rob: "Damn Kane I was such a jackass yesterday to Sarah."

Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."

Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."
by Kane Maroc January 7, 2009
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Second hand coffee

The liquid that comes out of your ass after the first cup of coffee
“Dude I’m about to go brew some serious second hand coffee
by IBS warrior July 13, 2021
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Double Hand Grab

When a girl jerks you and your friend off when your on either side of her, this resembles a surfer doing a double hand grab air.
Emma just did a huge Double Hand Grab in Jbay!
by Jac_Surf July 24, 2016
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One Hand Wednesday

When you want a night of internet based adult entertainment, so you make your wife cook food that can be exclusively eaten with one hand. Thus not disturbing your five knuckle shuffling.
One hand Wednesday was great last night, she made me hot dogs I could enjoy while watching some BBW.
by M.D.R.3 December 8, 2017
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Purple Hand Gang

From the horrid Henry TV show the best kids tv show in britan rude Ralph horrid henry sour Susan and more of the charecter are in this suspected gang
In the tv show one of the lines is

“Oi henry perfect peter is trying to cancel the purple hand gang!!”
by Ibrahim minaj December 10, 2022
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Second hand clam

When a man unknowingly eats another mans creampie.

Also known as Eskimo twat shot.
I had Scott cum in me this morning and didn’t tell Dave while you sucked it out of me.

“Omg Becky , you second hand clam”
by Teddilinn November 9, 2019
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[Hand to Pocket disease]

a person who has a hard time paying for things, not for lack of money, but lack of wanting to spend their own money.
"last night I went out with JT and once again got stuck with the bill."
"Uh oh, he might have caught Hand to Pocket disease, I hear it has been going around"
by Hope Snow February 21, 2009
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