cotton boner

When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.

Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!

by semami4700 April 28, 2019

Boner

Stupid person who judges others before they know the facts. Dumb

My neighbors care nothing about their neighborhood because they are boners.

by Shrink July 30, 2020

Boner

When your sick hard

“My dock is hard I think I have a boner”

by Bonr January 20, 2023

Rhone Boner

The majestic manifestation of the RMS-Rhone-sized erection (typically the penile variety) after discovering something larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.

A shorter means to describe something as larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.

Holy Shit! Check out that double rainbow!!! It's the Rhone boner of rainbows, man! You've gotta see this!

Wow! Scuba diving in between the 10 ft propeller of that boat wreck totally gave me a Rhone boner.

by Capitan December 8, 2012

Tom Boner

When you jerk of to @cstoner0 (discord), aka tom.stoner, 's voice.

I had a Tom Boner so I fapped all night long.

by Je'mappelle Lizzy February 17, 2025

Loose boner

A loose boner is having a boner out of nowhere for no reason

I keep getting loose boners

by Hat_Man December 18, 2017

Boner Switch

Any new discovery that excites you.
Like "turned me on" was used in a non-sexual context.

Bro, you have got to check out this new band! They totally tripped my boner switch!

by Pat Lark February 10, 2023