bird

the wax bat and mountain i flew out of the drive down the street. wow did you see that.

okay let's start over.

can we?

i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.

mary let me have her hand so i took her foot. then i took the power drill and let it mask my marriage in the cake.

by chris doan January 9, 2005

bird-eating cloud

Minor character in Teen Girl Squad, a cartoon written by the almighty Strong Bad.

*chomp* *chomp*

by strong badian February 29, 2004

Humming birds

Popular cult founded by anne and sinbad. slogan: give us your passport

join the "humming birds"

by anneekl March 16, 2003

shit eater bird

A bird that likes to eat from its own or other birds own shit.

Eww, look at that shit eater bird eating bird shit.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Baby-Bird Boofing

When some takes a swig of a liquid, preferably alcoholic, then spits it squirt gun style into ones anus

Once at this party, I was Baby-Bird Boofing a full beer with the help of Abigail.

by ElGringoMandingo January 4, 2021

Baby-Bird Boofing

When someone takes a swig of an alcoholic beverage and then spits it squirt gun style into another individuals anus.

Last night I Was Baby-Bird Boofing a whole bottle of whiskey from my wife.

by ElGringoMandingo January 4, 2021

Squadron Bird

A woman that has pretty much slept with the whole military squadron.

A female spunk mascot for the squadron in desperate times.

No one ever marries a Squadron Bird unless he likes cum pumping for the squadron.

Jessica over there is the squadron bird, every fucker on base has been through her, so just make sure you double bag it, when you fuck it.

by Dark vibes January 8, 2021