inverted anal crystals

When you have crystals doing the opposite way in your anus. The crystals are generally a purple color due to carbon dioxidation going in a circular motion around the anus.

Angry Boy 1: Damn you with inverted anal crystals!!
Angry Boy 2: Not the IAC!!!!

by blatantly beige March 30, 2015

australian anal

When your girl is riding you from on top and she bounces a bit too high so you line your throbber up with her brown eye causing her momentum to force her onto your flesh flute.

My missus wasnt keen on analsex, so i gave her the old Australian anal

by DirtyMikee May 23, 2016

Boobtastic anal exploration

A journey through ones anus that is so exquisite you nearly cum out your nipples.

OMG Veronica. That boobtastic anal exploration was orgasmic!!!

by Yupoo September 6, 2016

nuclear anal diffusion

(n.). The feeling you get when you see a feminist think there's more than two genders.

Oh god this nuclear anal diffusion is back; who the fuck is the feminist

by ScreechingAnalNiggerWhipper June 5, 2017

Auto Anal

The act of inserting your penis inside of your own anus.

Richard got tired of masturbation and decided to try auto anal.

Richard stuck his dick in his ass.

by LolXdTrain July 11, 2017

the anal god himself

The overall destroyer of anuses this guy will rock your world

Hoe #1: man Thomas is the anal god himself

Hoe #2: I should get myself someone like him

by The anal god himself August 31, 2017

dead anal

its when ur not that into doing anal but ur partner is having a wild time

Tam: my boyfriend and I had dead anal last night
Skylar: what's that?
Tam: I'm not into anal but he is, so I just laid there like a dead body. Dead anal.

by badlandssss February 2, 2018