An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.
George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’
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Get the Chafed my Vagina mug.The idea that the Overton window is controlled, at any given time, by the whims of what is popular with the female demographic, since normally right-leaning men will either tone down or outright deny their political beliefs in order to acquire sexual access, or simply avoid sleeping on the couch.
Hey Richard, Asmongold mentioned that women being a part of the anti-mass migrant protests in the UK is a significant precedent. I guess the Overton vagina shift will now make it more comfortable for men to call out the emperor's nakedness.
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Get the The Overton Vagina mug.The idea that the Overton window is controlled, at any given time, by the whims of what is popular with the female demographic, since normally right-leaning men will either tone down or outright deny their political beliefs in order to acquire sexual access, or simply avoid sleeping on the couch.
Hey Richard, Asmongold mentioned that women being a part of the anti-mass migrant protests in the UK is a significant precedent. I guess the Overton vagina shift will now make it more comfortable for men to call out the emperor's nakedness on this issue.
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Get the The Overton Vagina mug.A totally illogical yet spiritually satisfying phrase to yell (under your breath, if you're soft) when the automated bus voice accuses you of blocking the doors — even though you’re CLEARLY not. You’re like... two feet away. Calm down, robot Susan.
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Me: "Hush your vagina, I’m in the aisle like a responsible adult."
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