The torture used by the tiny people living in your balls that they execute your testicle and twist it.
"Yo Kyle! Did the tiny men give you Testicular Torsion yet?"
"Nah. What about you David?"
"Yeah, hurt like getting rejected by the 6'1 emo goth mommy we saw earlier!"
"Nah. What about you David?"
"Yeah, hurt like getting rejected by the 6'1 emo goth mommy we saw earlier!"
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Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?
Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?
Person 1 (stupid): hey bro i got one of my testicles stuck in a beer bottle
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*
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2. An easily irritated group of cats.
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1. When we scored that game winning goal, the other team bemoaned and turned into a bunch of Testy Pussies. Hey Testy Pussies - fuck you!
2. When sprayed with water, the feral cats became a clutter of Testy Pussies.
2. When sprayed with water, the feral cats became a clutter of Testy Pussies.
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"My girlfriend said if I don't show up to her old cunt of a father's party she'd give me a Testilectro Strawberry Sundae the next time she sees me."
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