Dead Man Tells No Tales

When a person is too high to communicate.

"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."

by Frankster420 October 7, 2019

dead

Something that is really boring, annoying, or bad.

"Damn, his shoes are so dead"

"You're so dead at that game"

"Geography class is so dead"

by Thomas68 September 24, 2016

dead

what i wish all homestuck readers were

Person 1: karkalicious definition mkaes terezi loco
Person 2: i wish u were dead you fatherless, toenail-suckling butt baby

by scwumbler September 17, 2022

Dead

When you’re sooooo tired your body can’t function.

“I am so dead today, get me back to bed”

by Wassssssupp100 September 25, 2017

Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade

Grave robbing

After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.

by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023

Dead

1) Another term for 'seriously' used mainly by New Yorkers.
2) We know what the actual term dead means this is urban dictionary shut the fuck up.

"I will dead drop these classes if this bitch assigns us another essay."

by its cool bc im a whore April 29, 2020

dead

dead. You don't live anymore

guy(1): is he dead?

guy(2): yup he is dead

by hehe barn February 13, 2020