piss flanked

When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test

I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.

by Petesbeeps August 18, 2017

Art piss

The art whose purpose is to provoke, but it is whimsical, cryptic, failed.

We've never seen such art piss. The exhibition was gross and pretentious.

by Lorenço B August 23, 2017

piss conversation

When you’re talking to someone whilst taking a piss

1) Me and billy were having a piss conversation the other day. 2) talking to Kat about big animu tiddies and not actually liking them

by MyNamesFuckinDave December 22, 2018

panther piss

A term for a drink that is especially high in caffeine (E.g. Red Bull, Mountain Dew)

I may drink lots of soda, but the one thing I can't stand is panther piss.

by GallopingSausage June 12, 2018

Pissed

To appear angry or mean-mugging. About to blow a gasket. Ready to fight.

Every time Ben and Jonathan go out they look so pissed. I’ll bet they had a bad day they look so pissed.

by H311bound June 13, 2018

butt-shit-pissed

adj. a word used in rehab for being over this shit; extremely annoyed

Created by Thomas Sylvester-Lay

Person A: "How's your inpatient program treating you?"
Person B: "They took my sheets. I'm butt-shit-pissed."

Person A: "I've been waiting to get discharged for an hour and a half. I'm butt-shit-pissed!"

by OcotilloPatient June 17, 2018

Piss and Tell

The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.

"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018