piss flanked

When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test

I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.

by Petesbeeps August 18, 2017

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Piss pied

The act of being cream pied but with piss

Ben piss pied me so hard last night. I can still feel it now.

by bbgggt April 17, 2025

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After piss

While having a number two, it's the second piss that let's you known you are done.

"Just had a quality dump, finished off with the after piss!"

by MrPabloE July 1, 2022

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i love piss flavored slime it is very healthy and good for you how to make it 1: have pee with you 2: make the slime 3:mix them together and there you go you have piss flavored slime made bye:inosukesstankyassfurryboarballs aka zenitsus..tears

hey what do you like? piss flavored slime

by zenitsus..tears August 1, 2022

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piss wank

To piss/cum whilst asleep.

Waking up wet and the mid-drift is piss wank, wet.

by Jam Head October 16, 2009

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'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

June 7th
The time to tell someone what they did to make you angry.
Don't be shy, be honest!

Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

by Thisistotallyreal June 6, 2022

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