Zombie Penis

When you cum yet get another boner 2 minutes later.

Wow Barry, i was jacking off, i came everywhere, then i got a zombie penis!

by ThiccAnimeBitches March 25, 2019

Poopy Penis

When your penis gets dark brown feces on it from a poopy anus

Marcy gave me poopy penis and it was so bad

by Never not doing it October 13, 2022

Penis skin

The skin on yo dick
It can also refer to shitpost songs and parodies such as: Penis skin - Kanye east

Joe: damn my Penis skin is too large
Doctor: i have good news and bad news
Joe: tell me the good news first
Doctor: you can name a new penis disease

by Exypnos October 11, 2021

emo-penis

emo-penis (german: emo-penis) is a definition for people with dyed hair and piercings.

A: OMG are you an emo-penis?
B: YES HOW DID YOU KNOW?
A: I Saw your dyed hair and piercings

by weird little gay friend June 29, 2021

Penis Chug

The act of inserting your penis into a bottle of your favorite beverage. Then, sucking in your stomach to vacuum up the beverage into your urethra and into your bladder. Then urinate out the beverage into your friend's mouth.

Then Andy dared me to give him a penis chug.

by Macaroni PP October 6, 2020

Penis pills

A pill to make yo penis shoot up

Penis pills

by Kenzkenx March 16, 2019

Pregnant Penis

A penis that is pregnant and has sperm in the balls.

Me: Look at that old ass weirdo he got a Pregnant Penis!

by jay asf February 8, 2021