jakeage

A sentence filled with wit and sarcasm, often ending with a smiley.

Crack is such a lovely pharmaceutical. It creates jobs for tons of people, while making the rich feel good about their lonely lives :)

That sentence was filled with so much jakeage.

by henry saucerpants January 13, 2009

Jakeing

Verb.
To joke. Originated from the common online phrase "JK" meaning "just kidding".

To JK, or to Jake.

Son: INCEST IS BEST!
Father: We need to talk.
Son: Don't worry Dad, I'm just jakeing here!

by LouTheLandLord May 30, 2009

jakery

trickery in wow terms a rouge if a persons name is jakery they r a trickster or annouying

dude that persons totally a jakery

by jkaeryii@nazgrel August 29, 2010

jakegloveslap

A wicked rapper from the 503. Unloadin a fully loaded gat in your neden hole.

Jakegloveslap did a concert the other night. He was obviously on drugs, and had a very negative outlook on life.

by 503goonie April 12, 2010

Jakey Tea

A so cal progressive dj artist record producer

the owner of JakeyBrand.com

and the jakeycomfort mixcloud

do re mi fa so la jakey tea

by tiga ruff rida December 13, 2010

jakes opinion

thinking that he loves his girlfriend more than she loves him. because he is so wrong this is an opinion. she loves him an enormous amount forever and ever! (also an opinion because it is not in the book of proven facts page 69 paragraph two sentence three).

jake-"i win these love battles so easily"

(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)

by yourmuff<3 February 20, 2011

Jakesica

A person who's license describes him as a female also has a mexican stash on his face. He never listens to his daddy and has a hard time pee-ing under stress and pressure. Fails most school test. A very troubled individual when it comes to intellectual thought processing.

Daddy: "Who's your daddy jake,"

Jakesica: "Daniel's my daddy"

Person: "Jakesica what are you gay"
Jakesica: "what are you an indian.."

by Daddy daniel June 10, 2011