punch me in the fucking face

When someone has the ever so familiar look of wanting to punch you in the face and you tell them to, you provoke them by repeating it louder and more aggressive until it happens, you expected it, and when it happens, you can't believe they did it.

Me: "You want to punch me right now, you want to punch me right now, but you wont. You want to punch me to Bryan? You guys both look like you might want to hit me in the face. You do, I can tell. Well why don't you do it! Why don't you punch me in the face?! PUNCH ME... IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!"

Person1: (Punched Me in the Fucking Face)

punch me in the fucking face

by eliotores October 20, 2010

gorilla face

while recieving oral sex...pull your penis out prior to ejaculation..."nut" in the girls face, yank some pubes and throw them in her face..thus sticking to the penis pudding causing the look of a "GORILLA FACE" P.S. I love it when guys do it to me :)

that bitch started whinnin so i gave her a gorilla face

by jessica reedy April 7, 2003

sucking face

when you're making out with somebody so hard that your literally sucking their face.

guy 1: ew. they're sucking face.
guy 2: yeah, they must really like eachother.
guy 1: no way. its just really fun.
guy 3: yeah. sucking face rocks fucking shit man!!

by xoxotheraxoxo August 15, 2008

Troll Face

The Troll Face is an facial expression that expresses sarcasm and or a covert form of patronising someone after they had they had said or done something completely and utterly stupid.

It is not suppose to be attractive, It is equivalent to rolling the eyes backwards.

note: It can be also said that this is a form of non-verbal communication

Description of face:

Head Still, Lips shrilled up in a circular shape while blinking consequently every 3 second intervals

It usually lasts thirty seconds and the other person usually gets confused and doesn't know whats going on.

Jerald: Hey man

Kamyar: yo whats up how did the driving test go?

Jerald: yeh not bad, I failed again for the 6th time

Kamyar: Oh really? *Troll Face*

by Iwillattackyou June 14, 2010

Dick Face

A person who has a dick either on their face or instead of a face.

Oh man look at the guy over there he's got a dick on his face, what a dick face.

by Rim Job Rob February 18, 2008

Scribble Face

A New Zealand native, or Maori who has taken their heritage to the extreme of following after their forefathers who wore the Moko or face tattoo.

Check out that hori scribble face! What a bro.

by Gimme5 October 19, 2004

cowboy face

cowboy face is a frat star drinking game originated at the University of Virginia. The rules are simple: shots of whiskey, preferably bottom shelf bourbon, are passed around. Everyone rips the shot after which each person, resisting the need for a chaser, presents to the group their best "cowboy face". Whoever grabs for a soda / smirnoff ice / beer first loses.

Typical Cowboy Face situation: Yo broh, we just got a bottle of Jim Beam Black. We're about to go to a Pi Phi social. Anyone wanna play cowboy face?

by T-$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ June 6, 2010