Crack of Noon

The time in which is used when lazy BUMs when waking at the butt crack of dawn is inconceivable.

tenacious D

“ Your training starts at the CRACK OF NOON”

by CAREEB November 25, 2019

cracked

to have extremely high energy and supreme focus making a person insane at anything

“How many points does josh have this game?”
“60 he’s fucking cracked”

by stankdank12 July 9, 2019

`~`Crack`~`Head`~`crAck`~`heUad`~`cracK`~`heaD`~`

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by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

Crack-ti-vated

Someone who can’t do anything unless they have smoked crack

Stee-devon Went to pick Denayshay up to take her to Costco and she was still in bed when he got there. So Stee-devon whipped out a crack pipe and gave it to Denayshay and straight after she smoked it she shot out of bed and was ready in 2.4 minutes. It’s like the crack had motivated her and she had become Crack-ti-vated

by Allthepseudonymsichoosearegone July 24, 2021

Crack Rape

Some crack head on the street blows a cloud of crack in your face when you aren’t suspecting. Taking your crack virginity.

I was running in Miami this morning and some guy on the street crack raped me. I almost threw up.

by Sumxlucki December 29, 2023

crack wax

One of the many exudates of the human body. It is the slimy, smelly, greasy stuff which lines the crack going from the anus and upward between the buttocks.

This crack wax has got to go. It is making my underwear stink.

by uh...clem December 10, 2022

Cracking

A different form of soaking, Where one gapes their asshole but their partner doesn’t stick the dick in and just hovers. The temptation gets them off alone…

Yoooooo Jasmine “Jeremy sent me cracking last night, we sat there for 45 minutes!”

by Crack•ing March 6, 2022