friend-javu

When you are looking through your friends on facebook and you see someone you dont know at all (or you might have seen in class or at a party)... you realize that you are friends, but you have no idea how you became friends in the first place. You are not sure if you sent the friend request or if they did? And you get dusche chills because you feel like a stocker idiot if you were the one who friend requested them.

situation 1:

I am having friend-javu. This guy just sent me a message asking me if we knew each other.

situation 2:

Who the fuck is this, I dont know them, why are we friends on facebook?....ohh shit I have a class with this fool, did I request her?

by For the facebookers'.... April 14, 2009

friend pusher

Someone who tries to get you to become friends with their friends.

Phil is such a friend pusher. I went to a bar last night to have a quiet drink with him and he had also invited these friends of his he keeps on saying I'll get along with.

by elefb April 27, 2009

Lets be Friends

This is how a guy tries to manipulate women in order to intervene in your relationship with your boyfriend. This is obviously a lie and you should not listen to the guy unless you want to be manipulated into having an affair. These guys do not care about you, they just want to use you for sex and they are willing to destroy your love life just to get in your pants. Once they do, they will disappear forever. If you try to break it off with them because you are faithful, they will make it seem like you are just a mean person, but you are not mean, this person is manipulative.

"Hey you're beautiful can I have your number?"
"Oh, um... I have a boyfriend sorry."
"It's not even like like girl, can I just have your number and we can just be friends."
"Um, okay I guess."
Yeah, lets be friends."
"Sure."

(No, bitch. This is exactly the same as, "Let's just hangout." They are going to try to fuck you.)

by MiseryandCompany October 28, 2014

Best Friend

The person who knows you better than any one, but also has the power to ruin your life.

best friend I love you so much.

6 years later

friend I hate your face and I never want to see you again.

by what even is this...like what November 1, 2013

girl friend

Differs from girlfriend, with the exception of the friendzone inbetween the words girl and friend "girl(friendzone)friend.

"Is she your girlfriend, or your girl friend???"

by Nemirov November 12, 2015

Friends with Benefits!

Two (or more) people who want to hang as friends, yet don't want to settle for exclusive claims on the other. We help, talk and are real, actually great friends. "Relationships" dampen that carefree spontanaity, because possessiveness and jealousy stifles the soul.

I help my FWB score if she sees something that she fancies, and vice versa! No shame in a 3some as long as #3 understands the possessiveness boundaries.
We occasionally even do the midnight bootycall to each other if she or I need to get our jollies taken care of with no delay! being both highly sexed individuals and not nearly enough time to wine and dine for as piece of ass. As friends, no jealousy on either end. This friendship is unique, we both understand that.
If you find it, you'll never lose your best friend. Things evolve. If you stop balling for whatever reason, you still have a dear, lifelong real friendship, someone who understands you best. And will occasionally offer you a quick O if you look like you could really use the release.

Your flex schedule is screwing up your sex life too, Marianne? I get so horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe. Maybe with some schedule coordination, we could make that "friends with benefits!" thing work out for the both of us

by nextel1000 September 30, 2019

Extra Friend

Another Way of saying a Gay Friend

OMG your Bestie is Such an Extra Friend

by Aria W January 12, 2018