Weak ass situation

The opposite of a fortunate situation. Something so uncool or so non-awesome that it is just plain sad.

Being between a rock and a hard place.

This a weak ass situation

by 1561939 September 22, 2020

6-figure situation

When a client or associate tries to step-up disrespectfully and you pass it on to someone who makes 6-figures, cause damn, you DO NOT get paid ENOUGH for that.

THOT tried to step to me. I laughed and gave it to the execs, cause that a 6-figure situation

by Ex-Rated Mofo December 20, 2021

Big Jack Horner Situation

Describes a person who has no remorse whatsoever and does not care about doing good at all, making him/her irredeemable. Also known as "Jack Horner Situation".

Quick reference to Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

The bully might be in the Big Jack Horner Situation when he grows up.

by et mrbe March 7, 2023

kit connor situation

to publicly force a celebrity to come out about their sexuality against their will due to accusations of queer baiting

“don’t make it another kit connor situation with X celebrity”

“it’s going to be another kit connor situation if you if people keep insisting questions”

by johnxina111 December 4, 2022

nonchalant in most situations

Most notorious doxxer out there, wouldn't mess with the dude.

''Dont make me pull a nonchalant in most situations on you"

by AAMMUU June 3, 2023

door-locked-from-the-inside situation

a situation where having solved the problem is a prerequisite for solving it.

it is a problem where a solution exists, but access to it is blocked by the problem itself
this is an execution-based form of a circular reasoning paradox

Buying a package of scissors which need scissors to be opened is a door-locked-from-the-inside situation.

by a dusk veiled coast April 24, 2022

An in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation

Two songs that sound extremely similar but different at the same time

"Dude, these two songs sound similar yet different at the same time"
"That's an in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation

by Expressionism Empress May 1, 2023