New Zealand

A name for something that doesn't seem to exist.

"That guy's dick is just like New Zealand"

by R.TruflleSir June 12, 2019

Jew-vu-zela

Much like the vuvuzela recently used during the 2010 world cup but made of solid gold and with the tips cut off. Normally hidden in the jews under crackers where noone will dare venture.

Mate ask that gurl if she will blow on your Jew-vu-zela.

by rik4king July 20, 2010

Zelazny

wordPolish/word
wordInnu/word

All the Smiths are very Zelazny.

by irv March 20, 2003

Zelawski

Known for being great in bed and having abnormally large penises. God amongst men.

That guy was a Zelawski in bed last night.

by David Altamirano October 18, 2008

New Zealand

To Sarah, 323 or whatever, that's exactly what I've been saying all along. You hit the nail on the head. And to that other git, Billy Ben, I read an article that clearly stated that a good many Britons (I won't say poms) are moving to New Zealand *in droves* and they are moving to Australia too*in droves* so pull your head in on your comments. And it is actually many of you people who smell. I couldn't give a fuck one way or the other whether you like NZ or not, but if you are going to speak about it speak the TRUTH.

I've said my piece. There are some people in every country who think New Zealand is a pile of shit, but they really do not know what they are talking about. The same applies in reverse and it must stop.

by Inflight guy June 18, 2006

New Zealand

A country in the southern hemisphere.
Close to Australia, New zealand was once a colony of Australia but seperated much like America did to England.
They have a relative large amount of sheep and Have hot accents. Im Australian and i think that new zealanders are okay if they just STFU about us being all gay. WE ARE JUST LIKE YOU.

New Zealander: How bout we get some fesh and chups?
Aussie: nah mate I want a steak on the bbq!

by Sycomoron April 22, 2007

New Zealand

To Daryll 999 good sentiments, some Aussies are bastards but not all of them, what's more they did a few polls in Oz about New Zealand, and New Zealand came out on top in most of them. What this translates to is that many Australians like NZ so chill out. And to the person who wrote that "full of racist pricks" bit I'm sorry you feel that way but I know a lot of Kiwis and a lot of them aren't racist, although a good proportion are I guess. Attitudes are changing in NZ toward other races.

Aussie: What country came out the best in those Lowy institute polls?

2nd Aussie: New Zealand actually.

1st Aussie: Hell why can't Kiwis themselves see that?

by God I love this planet December 28, 2005