you are dead wrong

when someone can't graduate from school without kissing the principal's cock
if you think you can graduate from this school without kissing my cock.....you are dead wrong
by hamorabi April 12, 2021
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Wrong Side Up

To turn something upside down on purpose. Sometimes things look better that way.
Her sketch didn't come out as planned, but when she turned it "wrong side up" it looked like a very cool abstract drawing.
by VGVGVG March 09, 2011
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wrong way jose

a person, typically an illegal alien, who rides his bicycle against traffic in violation of the law . Usually a wrong way jose will ride in low light conditions without using lights or reflectors
That wrong way jose is going to get hit one day.
by Bike Man November 12, 2009
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Wrong hole, dumbshit!

What the girl who you're having sex with might say if you stick your penis into some part of her body where it doesn't feel good for her at all.
Oww! Wrong hole, dumbshit! Don't you ever try screwing me in my belly button! Now do me right. *guy sticks his penis into one of the girl's two crotch ends* Ahhh, now that's much better.
by Mark H June 02, 2004
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You’re doin’ it wrong

Four simple words, similar in usage to the phrase, “That’s what she said,” but with an opposite meaning. It is used to point out the unrealised sexual innuendo in a previously innocent statement.

The term was derived from pointing out the sexual abnormalities of a friend’s sex life. When the person shared information the repeated advice was, “You’re doin’ it wrong.”
When a man is eating a banana, he should never look another man in the eye or comment on the size or quality of the banana.

What if you’ve snapped the banana in half?

Fuck dude, you’re doin’ it WRONG!
by Miss Tessmacher November 29, 2010
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Loud and wrong

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I don’t understand how someone can be so loud and wrong
by Heheehe February 19, 2022
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wrong time of month

A Farmer Is Told That His Celibate bull Will Go Sex-Mad If He Rubbs Some Cow's Fanny Juice Over The Bull's Nose. He Does So, And The Bull Gets At It Within Seconds. He Wonders If This Works With Humans, So That Night He Scoops Up Some Of His Wife's Juices And Rubs Them Over His Face. Within Seconds He Has A Massive Stiffy And So Wakes Up His Wife, Wanting To Give Her A Poking Like Never Before. She Takes One look At Him And Says, "YOU WAKE ME UP AT 3 IN THE MORNING TO TELL ME YOU'VE GOT A NOSEBLEED?!?!"
If The River Runs Red, Take The Dirt Track!
by <*}}}}>< September 05, 2003
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