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Squintzy Workout

A workout in which one spends approximately 30 minutes and gets a muscle-pumping fat-blasting glute-toning full body workout. One who does a squintzy workout generally goes to the gym approximately twice weekly.

For best results, post workout consume mochachino's, hot dogs, chili and half a bag of salad.
Damn, Chad looks jacked after that squintzy workout!
by Winnie11233 February 4, 2010
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WORK SODA

A beer drank while at work. Generally covered up by drinking it in something other than a beer glass, i.e. soda cup, coffee cup, etc.
"Are you drunk?"
"yeah, I had a few too many work sodas tonight."
by pistola March 21, 2008
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workers for hire

The crafty little braceros that steal your job.
My only motivation to work harder is so that you don't bring in the workers for hire.
by Ebenezer Scrotum January 25, 2008
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Work Bomber

Work Bomber

1) A name of a known college or management who comes into work, even on their day off, to use the facilities.

2) To take a dump in the work place on a daily basis to save buying toilet roll for the home.
1) Employee “what’s john doing here its his day off”
Manager “he’s come in just to drop one, he’s a work bomber.”

2) “Since the misses refuses to let me use the house toilet in the mornings, I’ve turned into a work bomber, cant start the day without a dump. Just think of all the log roll I’ll save”
by tomlizard August 24, 2009
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work hangover

The result of working so much that you can't function normaly when you finally have time off
I wasn't drinking last night, I have a work hangover
by maka-d October 28, 2012
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work your finger to the bone

(may be a New York Italian neighborhood slang): another way of saying "work your ass off"
instead of complaining that you can't find a better job and sitting on welfare, go work your finger to the bone until something else comes along; that's the American dream
by Sexydimma July 31, 2016
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Work Blackout

Related to times spent actively "at" or "doing" your work in relation to your job and livelihood when you have absolutely no memory of those deliverables or the time spent on them. This is not meant to imply that you are imbibed or physically impaired in any way. You are simply so over-worked, that you have entered a mental state that no longer accepts memories of actions being executed, discussed, emailed, delivered, etc.
Can you send me that Power-Point presentation I sent to the team a few weeks ago that was a training guideline for strategic improvement? ...This is it? I don't remember writing a word of this? Like, I wrote this and emailed to you? I must have been in a complete Work Blackout when I did this!? Gets the point across though, right?
by TheGman! August 9, 2017
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